It was too difficult to tell the two apart, so I drank them both |
Ireland wasn’t on our original itinerary during all that
planning months ago. Maybe it was a wild night in an Irish pub in South America
that prompted us to visit. Kylie hadn’t been to the Emerald Isle yet and for me
it was like a homecoming, having Irish family and having spent many many years
drinking Guinness there. So we reaccommodated a few things and headed across
the Atlantic, to colder climes.
The jumper would lose this ugliest thing contest to the ranga |
We flew from Rio to Dublin via London on the world’s
shittiest airline, British Airways. How else can you categorise them after
finally getting fed and watered at 3am, three hours after take off, and been
given 1 cup of water throughout the flight, while trying to sleep on bent and
twisted seats. Rio airport itself isn’t much chop, but we were highly
entertained by the Scotsman trying to board the plane still swigging from a
stubby, this after several fruitless attempts by airline staff to locate him
and extract him from one of the bars.
The Irish countryside is littered with castles, rocks, ruins
and is such stockpiled with medieval history that on its own could take months
of exploring. However, it is winter, so our history lesson was to be short and
brief, as much as we could stack inside a week and within the boundaries of shortened
daylight hours.
The Rock of Cashel was our first highlight, after departing
from Dublin. It towers above the small town of Cashel in county Tipperary, and
was a traditional seat of the Kings from the 12th century onwards.
It usually looks good, unfortunately some scaffolding obstructed our views a
fair bit so we held gift shop postcards to our eye line to imagine what its
like.
The brilliant thing about travelling in Ireland is the
freedom and ease to do things. And the short distances. No more marathon bus
rides. If you stayed on a bus for 24 hours in Ireland it’s likely you were
drunk and fell under the seat. Here, its 3-4 hours from coast to stunning
coast. We hired our own car, and were happy to have remembered how to drive
after so long since we operated a vehicle. Add to that that I usually drive an auto, so
yep, I stalled a few times on the roads. At night we would rest in B&B’s,
meeting the local proprietors and engaging in warm and friendly, and often
strange conversations. One such laugh was to be had with Patrick from our
Cashel pad. Winter sees very few guests so the money dries up for the locals,
and in a country such as Ireland who are currently experiencing severe economic
difficulties at this time, the winter can be very long. So he was thrilled to
see us, overjoyed. He quickly ran in to the living room and threw some logs on
the fireplace, and shifted two chairs in place for us to rest and soak up the
heat.
“Now sit there will ye, here is some tea, get yourself some
books and relax”, says the amiable host Patrick, in his thick middle-aged
midlands accent.
“Thanks Patrick, that’s very nice of you”, I gestured.
Patrick then left us to continue his chores, which we
assumed was painting, judging by the remnants on his hands and overalls. We
heard the footsteps slowly up the stairs, only to pause, as they proceeded to
file back down again.
The door creaked open every so gently, and Patrick’s face
crept into view.
“Now lads, where did ye say ye are from now?”
“Australia”, we replied.
“Ok then, that’s grand that is”, as he closed the door and
continued upstairs.
Again, a pause, and the footsteps returned. The door opened
slightly again, and the fair hair cut through the air
“Do ye want some marijuana?” asked the host with the most.
Taken aback, not knowing what to say, except marvelling at
the current extent of Irish hospitality. We politely declined, and a
disappointed Patrick closed the door, but there were no more footsteps. The
door opened again, same face, same hair, “Well will ye have some whisky then?”
Of course we will. A roaring fire, quiet night, a glass of
Jamesons, who wouldn’t want that. But we never saw Patrick again until his
bleary eyes watched over our huge breakfast the next morning. We left in high
spirits as he made us promise him he could stay at our place when he visits
Australia, if that ever happens.
Lego competitions in Ireland are taken very seriously |
The Rock of Cashel, still with twelfth century scaffolding |
The Ring Of Kerry is one of the world’s best drives. The
west coast of Ireland is stunningly picturesque, with sights such as twelfth
century castles, homely villages; endless rolling green hills and fields, and
of course loads of sheep. The weather was particularly Irish as we traversed
the narrow roads, grey and gloomy with a bit of rain coming up sideways. All
the best conditions to find refuge in a cosy local pub and have a roast dinner
by the fireplace. Which we did an awful lot. The Ring Of Kerry route takes you
through Gaeltacht, or Irish speaking areas. Although English is understood, it
is not spoken as a rule. We landed in Dingle for the night, a beautiful town
almost on the extreme west of the mainland. We were lucky enough to have a
drink at the local pub in town (one of them, there are dozens) and experience
the fervour of card night, where the locals come to play an exciting brand of
cards all the while discussing the ills of the worlds. No money is gambled; it’s
purely for fun and conversation, and drinks are strictly not allowed on the
playing surface, which is also a wooden bench. We were invited to share in the
excitement and frivolity but politely declined and instead headed to a
traditional music session, which turned out to be an old man with a mandolin
singing about lost love in the mountains. Dingle is the sort of place you would
expect to see the cast of Father Ted hanging about over a pint. You wouldn’t
even bat an eyelid if you saw a sheep downing a stout at the bar. Its just
Dingle.
Number 5 , is still alive |
Murphy thought he was onto a winning idea naming the pub as the only Murphys in Ireland |
The weather cleared the following day and allowed access to
even more spectacular views as we headed north through Killarney, Tralee and
into Galway, to me the most beautiful part of Ireland.
Galway lies on the west coast only three hours from Dublin,
overlooking Galway Bay due west and the Aran Islands slightly off course from
there. There is no Craggy Island though. I’m assuming many people are
disappointed when they visit that there is no Father Ted Island.
Galway is like many places in Ireland, its
famous for homely snug pubs and also it’s the home of the Claddagh Ring, which
you see many Irish lasses wear. I’m not sure what the significance is but I’m
sure it’s important
Drink. Feck. Girls |
Short on Y's, tourists were often asked to stand in |
The Irish generally have the gift of the gab, no doubt,
which is unsurprising as Ireland is home to the Blarney Stone, just outside of
County Cork. Legend has it kissing it in a contortionistic kind of way will
gift you eloquence for life. To get this opportunity, one must climb through the
narrow passages of the medieval Blarney Castle, towards the top where a
friendly Irishman helps you bend your neck into an impossible position while
laying horizontal as you look to the ground twenty or so metres below, upside
down with only his safe hands around your waist. You then attach your lips to
the stone, which was previously sanitised by Windex and safely negotiate the
return to your usual upright position. As you look for a chiropractor on the
way down, the lovely gift shop offers to sell you a photo for an extortionate
amount.
Other escape points were necessary when the elevators were broken |
Cows found rubber boots especially necessary in the mud |
We did of course spend time in Dublin, home to the greatest
drink in the world, Guinness. We spent time with some family of mine who were
amazing to us and made sure we were well fed and warm. It was great to have home
cooked meals with family and friends after so many months of retrieving
labelled food to try and create hostel dinners or insincere restaurants.
Dublin was also the opportunity to replace our wardrobe
somewhat. After wearing the same old worn out clothes, ruined out of shape by
constant hand washing in hard waters and still with stains from Bolivia’s
chicken and rice meal of the day, it was time for a new look. So it was off to
Penneys, the iconic cheap department store where everything that needed to be
replaced was replaced. All for a pittance. Admittedly, I only bought a pair of
jeans while Kylie went nuts, and gleefully threw all her old crap into the bin.
We also spent many a night in the pubs sampling Dublin’s
finest whilst also catching up with mates. After sightseeing during the limited
daylight hours we would relax over a pint of the black stuff with some old
great friends of mine. Ireland isn’t all about sightseeing; sometimes the best
experiences are to be had simply with the people. The friendliness is explained
somewhat in the famous Irish saying that there are no strangers in Ireland,
they are friends that you have not yet met.
Galway Bay |
Lurking behind toys, scare cat would attack |
Mark and Uncle Pat |
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