It took a while for the winemaker to work out why all the floor was red |
We like Red wine. I guess we like the colour red. It’s the
colour of blood, the life giving fluid of the body, which runs to the heart,
also a red colour. Coincidentally the same colour as red wine.
Mendoza is to wine lovers like the Bikini Car Wash movie
franchise is to C grade actors. The drawing power is significant and the
realisation is a parabolic monument of the reason to get your arse of the couch
and travel in the first place.
We love a glass of red. By tasting the vines of regions of
the globe, we wish that we could be part of the process, dreaming of one day
surrounding ourselves with the culture, learning first hand the processes.
So what better way to learn from the best, than in
Argentina. (Now we might just piss a few Australians off here. Yes, we make
awesome wine, but we compare it to other Australian wines right? And maybe we
will upset the French as well? Although history suggests they wont actually
fight back, so I’ll take a chance here).
Occasionally wine tasting turns up a dud or two. The rarely
used spit bucket is lined, (why waste that wine?), and you wait while others in
the group feign their interest in vine age and secateurs brands, hoping on the
rare chance that a nerd with an erotic interest in spacial vine plantations
will divert the guides attentions away from your attempts to pocket a waiters
friend from the gift shop.
The drunk wine taster eyed up the pickles next |
Like the famous artist, the girl would also lose an ear to absinthe |
This is impossible in Mendoza. I kid you not. The wine is
heavenly. The producers there there know damn well you are not here to fuck
about. You want a red wine. And you want it awesome. Preferably Malbec, a grape
producing the finest, subtlest red wine grown only in Argentina, and
predominantly, Mendoza.
The vineyards and cellars are located on farms and estates
of the grandest kind, all stonewalled and historic, with centuries of
tradition. So proud and confident are they of their grape that they do not
share. They do not export in large quantities overseas, as they like to tease,
to give a taste to the world as to what they are all about in the world of wine,
so that you might just have to get yourself a plane ticket and a desire to seek
to search what other places are doing so much better than what you think your
own country is doing.
It helps that tastings are sampled straight from the barrel.
They know what is good. They don’t waste time bottling it. For now, that is. So
if you are lucky enough to see a bottle from this region in your local store,
grab hold of it, or better still, come on over.
The tastings are in cellars, hundreds of years of age, still
in the same waxy walled condition as the forefathers of each winery we visited.
The guides that take you down, usually Grandsons are as passionate as their
founders.
The bully tree always stunted the grade 5 grapes |
Wine tasting for backpacker snobs |
The difference in our experience here is that we had time to
savour what we were doing. There was no shuttle motoring along and no clock
watching tour guide to drop you off at his commission based vineyards. Just
five backpackers on bikes, and a pencilled map. We donned scarves and seated
ourselves on bicycles and pedalled out into the central Argentinian
countryside.
First stop was a small produce farm run by a charming
Grandmother, which also doubled as a distillery for excellent chocolate, mint
and banana flavoured liqueurs, with slight potency, but a long way off the
Absinthe she was dishing out, 75% and a knockout. It was still a few ticks
until noon when we dropped a shot of Van Gogh’s devil, and watched the walls
spin for a few seconds. Our ears were still attached, but the reckless idea of
mixing alcohol and bicycles was now at the forefront of our minds. But like
true drinkers, we soldiered towards the villages, glass in hand, tasting as we
went.
Although full of booze, the cyclist needed loads more substance to catch Lance Armstrong |
As a warning to the other barrels, the rebels were hung up by the testicles and electrocuted |
The tourist's plans of urintaing behind a barrel were foiled by the downhill slope |
We even had a go at pretending to be pretentious wankers
too, with posh wine voices and pursed lips. “Oh I think this Malbec would go spiffingly
with a 1948 smoked Gouda”, or “ I’m sure when Old Bill was the viticulturist
here the acidic levels were slightly less than the pH standard” or “ Bloody
hell, I’m drunk.” but we did learn a lot more about wine, almost perfect drops,
than we did before we got on our treadlies.
We had not had red wine for months, holding on, desperate,
even though we could have tried shitty and inferior comparisons of red further
north. I guess this is testament to the strength and fame of the grapes of this
region.
A few hours later we stopped for lunch, of course a medium
cooked steak (Just the way Argentinians like it; apparently it’s a major crime
to order anything with the word well in it), washed down of course with a
matching Malbec. We also tended to the wounds of one of the girls in our
troupe, who became the first, and luckily only, casualty of the day. She
realised, that apart from the obvious mixing of booze and bikes, that also
attempting to ride with one hand on the handlebar, the other on her camera, and
no eyes on the road to watch for impending potholes, consequences could, and
will be rough. Fortunately all that was lost was a few patches of skin and we
were all able to continue as normal.
Sunset over the valley led us home, and bikes were parked,
and we made our way back to the hostel, which like most places in town, offered
nightly free wine, which we duly accepted.
The UFO needed a shady spot to rest |
Steak. Drool |
Ivan Milat Winery Co. had a traditional goodby for guests |
Keeping up appearances, Mendoza was known the clog its fountains with red wine . |
Mendoza is quite a laid back sort of city, with a town vibe.
They are fiercely proud of the red that flows through its veins, even so the
water fountain in the town’s main square park spurts red water. Or it could
actually be wine. Or it may be an act of vandalism from the local students, who
knows. It looks good though.
It was pumping the weekend we arrived, due to a World Cup
Qualifier between Argentina and Uruguay being played at the local stadium. Of
course, like the many cities we have arrived in conveniently closed down due to
national holidays, we rocked up to Mendoza without a hostel reservation. We
trawled the streets for over an hour looking for a room, but finally fell into
the brilliant Lao Hostel and all its free wine.
We were offered match tickets for our weekly budget, but
declined and headed to a bar to have a few drinks with locals and support Messi
and the boys in blue and white, who ended up wiping the grass with Uruguay in
their march towards Brazil 2014.
The bus ride from Santiago was interesting, as on board was
a travelling rugby team from New Zealand, most of them just out of school on
their first overseas trip. They had been on it since take off from Auckland,
and some of found it necessary to dress in match day gear, which was a bit
stupid considering we were heading through mountains and the weather was very
brisk, but they are Kiwis I suppose.
Another night, another long distance bus, this time 20 hours
to Bariloche. We were unable to purchase
any flat bed seats, so we had to make do with a normal seat, but the difference
in Argentinian services compared to those of other parts of South America, is
that you actually get a meal that doesn’t resemble last nights leftover KFC mixed
with biscuits. And there is on board bingo, which Kylie narrowly missed out on
winning first prize, which was unsurprisingly a bottle of win. We think it was
because by the time we translated Spanish numbers into English, we either did
it wrong or missed out completely. In fact I’m not sure we even crossed off the
correct numbers. The compere could have been calling out diseases he has for
all we knew.
The Argentinian accent of Spanish has thrown all our
learnings into disarray. It’s a harsher, quicker dialect that we are used to,
so quite often we are just a pair of nodding donkeys.
Bariloche is an alpine town nestled in the heart of the
Lakes Region of Argentina, not far from the border of Chile. You could be
forgiven for thinking you were in Switzerland, and the hordes of entrepreneurs
with St. Bernard gods available for a photo with a fee further emphasized this.
The shop fronts are all cabin style, lodges overlook the stunningly crystal
clear lake, and freshly dusted snowcaps litter the landscape. In winter, it’s a
snow sporting mecca, but in the off season Bariloche still attracts visitors in
their thousands, who come to breathe the fresh air and partake in the lazy
lifestyle. It’s also massively popular for Argentinian students’ end of year
celebrations and hotel rooms are commonly trashed as a result.
The homeless horse failed to heed winter chill warnings |
We took a day hike to a place called Llao Llao, pronounced
Xiao Xiao, which is difficult to pronounce if you don’t know how to pronounce
Chinese.
Its situated by the lake, nearly an hour from the centre of
town. It houses Argentina’s most expensive hotel, a mere $3000 plus a night for
your own slice of luxury. But how much are these views worth?
Free, for us, as we hiked through the forest, teeming with
silence, to stumble upon some of the most magnificent vistas we had ever seen.
The skies were clear and the spring sun was warming us as it reflected off the
glassy surface of water. It was difficult to move on, but no sooner had we left
one adorable view when another took its place by extreme force, demanding a
higher ranking on your Gosh table.
Normally you wouldn’t want this sort of day to end, but the
attraction of another steak, red wine, and tasty chocolate cushioned the
sadness.
We stayed in a hostel overlooking the lake, one of our best
locations so far, run by a hippy who gave her old withered dog dreadlocks as it
wallowed in the inevitable defeat of its demise at the foot of the stairs. Some
days we didn’t do too much, except walk around town, eat some chocolate, and
again admire the view that seems too picture postcard perfect to even be real.
After a few days of this, it was time to depart and head
back into Chile. Such is the geography of these two neighbouring countries, that
getting from A to B quite often involves going back into A or B at some stage.
Our destination this time is Patagonia.
We crossed the border, which was slightly less time
consuming this time around. When coming from Chile to Argentina first time,
formalities took approximately three hours while officials searched bags to
ensure no one was smuggling in any I phones. Since the devaluation of the
currency here many years ago, locals have taken it upon themselves to import as
many items as possible, as things like phones are quite expensive in Argentina.
But the border crossings do have some very cuddly Labradors manning (Dogging?)
them, who don’t seem too concerned about what’s in your bags, and greet you by
rolling over and requesting a belly scratch.
Hostel view Bariloche. Window cleaning wasn't a priority |
Chocolate, eye cloyingly good |
The diner was not happy the chocolate was all eaten by the hungry boyfriend |
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