08 de Septiembre
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Sand. Very sandy |
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Lima, day 1 |
Arriving in Lima on a Friday, and as our uncanny luck would
have it, today was a feast day and hence a public holiday. This is now the
third city, after Bogota and Quito where we have unknowingly arrived on such a
day, where things are closed and services not readily available. To be honest,
this time it really only affected us laundry wise, as instead of having to dump
our dirties down the street, we instead had to trudge across town with a smelly
load to any laundry that was open.
We had a look around Lima during the day, which was very
pleasant as finally the sun was out, so the shorts came back on. This was
partly due to the fact that we had no other clean clothes and recyclable
shopping bags were being considered for undies at that time. Lima has loads of
parks, more per city than we have seen so far in South America, and the locals
and tourists alike make use of them well. At night, we took a taxi to the airport,
an eye opening ride through some of Lima’s bustling and dodgy neighbourhoods,
to pick up Kylie’s sister Nicole, who packed with Twisties and Aussie snacks,
was ready to join us for three weeks travelling through Peru.
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The catapult would be truly tested once the man in the middle left. |
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The christian martians would come to earth to force their message |
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The girl took Special Day a little too literally |
We stayed in Miraflores, the nicer, wealthier and
considerably crime free part of Lima. The open streets lead into the Larco Mar
area of the city, a waterfront development of restaurants and shopping dug into
the cliff face. It’s also a bit pricier here but the quality of food the Peruvians
are famous for is on show, and worth the extra cost. Food quality is an easy
way to save money when travelling but the tedium of the menu of the day with
chicken and rice and questionable salads of ingredients that are only likely to
be part of rock gardens entices us to spend that little bit more and enjoy some
extra taste.
We stayed at a lovely little homely hostel smack in the
centre of Miraflores, and the night man Raul had become our favourite Peruvian.
He always made sure we were fed and watered daily, gave us shopping tips,
including directions to a store that sold Cadburys chocolate, so so difficult
to find in South America. (We have since found a corner store in Arequipa that
sells five types of Cadburys and Tim Tams!!) . Raul also loved a chat. He spoke
no English, but conversed in Spanish, asking us all sorts of questions about us
and our lives. He was that type of person who would sit on the couch, elbow on
knee, fist on chin, wide eyed with wonder and amazement at your tales, asking
“And then what happened?” His shift would finish at 10am every morning, but he
waited around for us til noon on the day we checked out to say goodbye.
On the way out, we finally found some new sunglasses for
Kylie, her last pair were reconstructed using band aids from the first aid kit.
Sunglasses are very expensive here, for quality ones. We finally found a shop
that was having a sale, and grabbed a good deal on the pair, and I even availed
of a free clean to my pair from the assistant. Now the scratches are even
clearer.
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Peruvian hairless dog..begging for pizza. He is also very suspicious |
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Wildlife in Paracas could be very ugly |
The next morning we made our way to Paracas, a tiny town on
the coast, famous for being the hop on point for the natural wonders of the
national park, but also for not being affected by quite a devastating
earthquake in 2007. 40km up the road, a city named Pisco was nearly wiped off
the map, the ruins are evidently fresh, as approximately 80% of the place was
flattened, and scores were killed. Our hosts in Lima advised us in no uncertain
terms not to spend the night there, and to move further south to Paracas.
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The dune buggy originally had windows before the trip started |
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Sandboarding. Not so fun without sand boards. |
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The Hamburgler would slide away with the takeaway loot |
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Sandboarding. You're doing it wrong. |
It was here we met Alberto, now our favourite Peruvian.
Alberto is the owner of the hostel we stayed in, seconds from the beach, with
the most incredibly comfortable mattresses we have laid down on during our trip
so far. He was very helpful in arranging our day trips and onward travel and
also directed us to the bar with the best Pisco Sours in town.
Peru is also famous for the Peruvian Hairless dogs. From a
distance they look silky smooth and a creature you just want to run baby oil
over, but on closer inspection they feel like sandpaper on legs. But they also
like pizza, as one did one night out for dinner, he joined us at our table and
shared a large Hawaiian.
Early next morning we took a boat trip to the Ballestas
Islands, a unique formation of rocks where parts of the sky above turn black
such is the density of birds, Peruvian Boobies, that feed in the local waters.
Its quite a sight to see them all dart haphazardly into the sea to claim their
catches. We also encountered sea lions, being lazy as usual, cool carvings into
the side of the rocks and lunar like landscapes that no one can yet explain. We
also visited the national park, consisting of desert landscapes and ancient
fossils and are a place where the only storms it sees annually are frequent
sand ones. It also has many ice cream sellers, and even after an hours drive
through the desert, you will always manage to find a little chap dressed in
yellow with a bicycle cart full of delightful choc mint sandwiches.
Taxi drivers love to chat here, and love to show you their
town. We had the adventurous experience of a local man, who having lost his
house and some family members in the Pisco disaster aforementioned, moved to Paracas
to operate a taxi. He picked us up in town to drive us to a crossroad, where we
would catch a bus to another destination. ) At this crossroad Nicky found fifty
soles (about $20), so it was a good day). The cabbie, while hurtling down the desert
highway a few clicks under a hundred, decided to show us some sights of the
area. Unfortunately, these sights were actually photos in a folder he had, as
he leant over to the dash on my passenger side, pulled out the folder, opened
it, and with two hands on the folder, and none on the wheel, proceeded to point
out the sights in his lovely photographs, all the while the taxi veered over to
the other side of the road, towards quite a large oncoming bus. I mentioned
calmly to him that he may like to consider concentrating on the road ahead
instead of places where we can see wildlife, and for half a second he did, as
he corrected the car with one hand, flew by the bus, and continued his hands
free driving tourist promotion demonstration. Turns out he was showing us this
not to try and sell us something, except perhaps a gravestone we may need soon,
but only because he was mighty proud of this region he was born and bred in,
and the natural beauties that still remained in this area, belonging to him and
his people, and what was left after the devastation of years gone by.
Safely, we made it to the crossroads and boarded a bus to Ica,
where the cabbie from the bus station tried to sell us tours and hostels for
our next destination, the sand boarding mecca of Huacachina.
Huacachina is literally an oasis in the middle
of the desert. A small lagoon in a valley of giant imposing sand dunes,
surrounded by backpacker hostels and a few decent restaurants with excellent
Pisco Sour happy hours. The main purpose to come here is to enjoy adventure
activities, most notably, sand boarding, and hooning through the sand in dune
buggies. We did both, firstly, we were picked up late in the afternoon, and for
half an hour or so, the brave driver smashed up the sand, flying over the
mounds of sand, our guts receding inwards as we descended, landing front wheels
first only to bounce back up in a violent thrust, laughing in terror “More more
more!!!” We would then stop atop a sand dune, and inspect the journey below us.
Sandboards and wax were provided, to only add to the speed and thrill. The
first couple of attempts on my feet down the seemingly right angled edifice did
not go according to plan, unless that plan is to fall face first into the
desert and end up on your arse soon after. Upon seeing this, the girls decided
that the better, safer, and faster way was to head down the slopes head first,
lying flat on the sandboard. They had great success and enjoyment in this, and
in unofficial competition results, were the best of the group. I eventually
kept by feet steady and continued on the traditional way. The evening ended
with a magnificent moment by the sunset, looking over the oasis, sandy haired
and tasting granules of sand, but having enjoyed our adventure
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The photo would be used as crucial evidence against the hit and run driver |
When not imbibing in sand based activities,
there isn’t much else to do in the town. As all the buses south depart at
night, we spent a day hanging around a hostel bar restaurant, enjoying the menu
and necking a few ice cold beers, then took the bus to Arequipa later that
evening
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Its pretty clear what you are going to get when you ask to see the menu. |
Arequipa is Peru’s second largest city, but possibly its
most beautiful. Founded in the 1500’s, its buildings and sights are made of
volcanic sillar white rock, and everything is strikingly beautiful here. Parts
of the Andes mountain range form a staggeringly beautiful backdrop of snow
capped peaks and rugged mountains.
Traditions are kept, especially in buildings and storefronts,
where every business must have signage that matches the feel of the city. Even
McDonalds have had to ditch the golden arches, similar to the Champs de Elysees
in Paris, they must be white.
We stayed in a hostel/Irish bar in Santa Catalina in the
middle of the city. As the hostel was run by Irish, we finally had a proper
breakky fry up, with real sausages! The sausages we have had so far in South
America are similar to the ones you tend to get from 7 Elevens all around the
world, the ones that are cooked at lunchtime, but have been sitting there all
day in tepid water only to be picked up by many drunks over the night and
finally purchased at 4am for about $5. So it was a real treat to have this, as
well as other favourites such as chips and gravy and pork chops with mashed
potatoes. But no Guinness yet.
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The three little pigs had to move to more remote locations to escape the wolf |
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The nuclear explosion didn't have quite the expected impact |
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Like the editor of this blog, the graffiti artist was bereft of ideas. |
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The pot plant wasn't too good at hide and seek |
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The nuns would be keen to speak to the town mayor who promised a red light avenue but got it wrong. |
Santa Catalina is almost like a walled city within a city.
The nuns in the 1500’s built the place, such tireless workers they must have
been, but it wasn't for any woman of the cloth, you had to be fairly rich to
get in. Once you entered, you could never leave. The nuns were shut off from
the outside world and could only communicate with visitors through wooden
portals cut into the volcanic walls. They were relatively self sufficient
except for the weekly delivery from the local bottle shop. However, it’s a good
idea to do some research into this place before visiting. By means of printed
guides and the human sort, the monastery is promoted as a lovely wonderful
holier than though place, but the ordinary Arequipeno will tell you that it was
also the quite the place of excess, where nuns would often have slaves and servants,
and wore the best clothes of the day (I’m sure black and white habits were
pretty trendy back then) and were also not averse to a bit of grog and five
star food for the time. The brochures described their living quarters as cells,
but they were hardly such, as they were very roomy with all the mod cons of the
day, fully furnished, with more than what the average well to do person at the
time would be used to.
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Not sure if these are birds, or a bunch of little m's |
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Eltonio John, Perus most popular singer had a hit album " Candle In the Sand" |
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Henry had made it to Peru, laziness in tact |
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The condor would soon leave his nagging wife |
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And he did... |
A few years back, a bunch of scientists and archaeologists
trekked the volcano Ampato that towers over Arequipa, to check out stuff
relating to volcanoes, presumably stuff about ash and shit. What they found
though, was quite amazing. Four mummified and superbly preserved bodies of
children, dating back to the 1400-1500’s. The Incas would sacrifice children every
time there was a volcano. They believed that God was cracking the shits with
them and very angry, so to appease the Man, they offered human sacrifice. They
would walk up to six months from Cusco, climb the 6000m peaks, and bury the
child, usually twelve to fourteen years old, with all the belongings sacred to
a teenager, such as gold toys, trinkets and Justin Beiber CD’s. One such child,
a girl named Juanita, is on display at the local museum, and we went to check
her ugly frozen face out.
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Juanita would be the most popular centrefold in Playboys necrophilia special edition |
The region is famous for its canyons, two of which are the
deepest in the world. One such is the Colca Canyon, also famous for its
condors, like a classic 80’s movie, Condorman, also famous for its Condors.
Check it out, see how low Michael Crawford, famed opera singer went early in
his career.
The day trek to the canyon was a very looong day. We awoke a
snippet after 2am, after not a great night of sleep, thanks partly to the
staffs decision to allow to girls to scrape the tiles in front of our room late
at night and a drunken Irish guest offering half eaten burgers to anyone that
past while the best of Queen was playing on the stereo. There was a 3-hour bus
ride, but as the sun rose over the magnificence of the Andes, you felt that
there was never more a reason to have awoken so early, such was the view.
It was also quite a climb into altitude, and Kylie unfortunately
felt the nasty effects of what is Altitude Sickness, or Soroche as the locals
call it. Looking the worse for wear, it was time for Kylie to pop a few pills
for the sickness, Diamox pills recommended by pretty much every doctor
worldwide. However, our guide Roy, a young lad from the Colca region, was
having none of that, and his treatment he administered was a little unorthodox,
one might say. He pulled out a bottle of 97% alcohol, cupped some into his
hands, and lowered Kylies face into them, getting her to sniff them, presumable
to knock her out so she would completely forget about altitude sickness and
simply remain passed out like a Mexican at a tequila bar. Then he proceeded to
wash her face in the booze!! What the fuck???
While Kylie was coughing and spluttering and trying her best just to
stay alive, the bus hit a bump and then most of the front few rows copped a
serving of spirit too, leaving the bus and its passengers smelling like a
university dorm room. Not surprisingly, this odd “But Miss Kylie, this works
all the time” method did not in fact work, nor did the cocoa leaves or oregano
tea, and only on return to lower altitudes of Arequipa did Kylie begin to
recover.
The drive back was surreally scenic, driving past Inca sites
and continuing deeper into the Andes, past local villages full of smiling
citizens in traditional dress, herding llama and alpacas, and the cooler
looking vicunas, who are the result of a daddy llama and mummy alpaca’s
liaison. It was here we felt like we were in the real Peru, in amongst it all.
We stopped for lunch in Chivay town, where I tried Alpaca,
which is absolutely delicious. It was done with potatoes in a stew, thin strips
of baby alpaca, so so delectable. Apologies to the family of this animal, but
your child wont be forgotten.
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Empty buggies were sent to collect the dead tourists |
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